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  • talleyXIV - March 21, 2012 4:11 p.m.

    Fudge you, Yoko Ono! Stupid bitch!
  • AuthorityFigure - March 22, 2012 1:13 a.m.

    'Camping' is one too.
  • Zeedar - March 21, 2012 2:48 p.m.

    oh yeah and boss!
  • Zeedar - March 21, 2012 2:47 p.m.

    Sandbox?
  • e1337prodigy - March 21, 2012 2:12 p.m.

    Number 7 is a particular highlight. "Escort mission Gamers know it refers to: A stock mission type, particularly prevalent in shooters, in which the player must ensure the safety of an NPC throughout a gauntlet of potentially fatal dangers. Non-gamers think it means: Going out to find a prostitute." I can just imagine, telling my dad "I be downstairs in a sec, I just gotta do this escort mission". Not realising that is probably what he thinks.
  • D0CCON - March 21, 2012 2:12 p.m.

    Teabagging? I'm pretty sure the real world doesn't associate it with crouching up and down on a dead body. However, I have seen people confuse COD with cod and thought the word respawn was something nasty.
  • AuthorityFigure - March 22, 2012 1:15 a.m.

    Yeah teabagging existed in life before games - and yes it means what it means...
  • D0CCON - March 23, 2012 9:12 p.m.

    The in game version just pretends to do it, it isn't the actual motion.
  • e1337prodigy - March 21, 2012 2:10 p.m.

    Lol, brilliant article.
  • Matt Hughes - March 21, 2012 2:01 p.m.

    Yes! Thank you for the lols
  • Groocifer - March 21, 2012 1:05 p.m.

    Yoko Ono. Superb. I salute you.
  • IceBlueKirby - March 21, 2012 11:48 a.m.

    That was absolutely hilarious! And I have to agree with most everyone else that the super combo/combo breaker was the best part.
  • Daruniah - March 21, 2012 10:59 a.m.

    The battery back-up was the only one I didn't immediately get. You are getting old Mr. Houghton.
  • BOOOM headshot - March 21, 2012 10:49 a.m.

    combo breaker to a non gamer yoko ono lmfao thats great!
  • Mugen - March 21, 2012 10:12 a.m.

    The Super Combo/Combo breaker combo absolutely cracked me up! xD
  • comaqi - March 21, 2012 9:56 a.m.

    Love it!
  • NanoElite666 - March 21, 2012 9:49 a.m.

    Super Combo followed by Combo Breaker. Brilliant Mr. Houghton, absolutely brilliant.
  • ObliqueZombie - March 21, 2012 8:24 a.m.

    A lot I think could've been added, but other than that, funny as ever, Mr. Houghton! Even I learned a thing or two.
  • AGENTJORRRG - March 21, 2012 7:32 a.m.

    Rape.
  • J-Fid - March 21, 2012 7:27 a.m.

    When I think of sprite in a non-gaming term, I immediately think of the soda. And a sky box is the best place to watch a sporting event.

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