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  • PlainLikeVanilla - June 6, 2013 6:56 p.m.

    #12 3DS 3XL?
  • archnite - June 7, 2013 10:17 a.m.

    3DS XXXL?
  • PatHan-bHai - June 7, 2013 12:15 p.m.

  • pl4y4h - June 6, 2013 6:34 p.m.

    21, 34, and 76 gold
  • Sliet - June 6, 2013 6:27 p.m.

    Brilliant article. Lets begin with the bets, how many predictions do you believe they'll nail? I'm going for 64.
  • PatHan-bHai - June 7, 2013 12:17 p.m.

    Okay. If I win, whatever next-gen console you buy will be mine!! I'm going for 53 XD
  • pokepark7 - June 6, 2013 5:57 p.m.

    it would be a long meeting all of these games were actually announced in the same conference so i guess it'll be boring but GREAT LIST GUYS
  • bobob101 - June 6, 2013 5:40 p.m.

    If I may add something: Matt and Trey will show up at Microsoft while mocking the Xbone to announce something exclusive about The Stick of Truth for the Xbone. Also, the release date.
  • J-Fid - June 6, 2013 4:57 p.m.

    These are good, hope they happen. Specifically a new F-Zero. Words can not describe my desire for a new F-Zero game.
  • masterjoe123 - June 6, 2013 4:21 p.m.

    I wouldn't be surprised if all of these actually happened.
  • zegamer - June 6, 2013 4:14 p.m.

    I swear to god if the Mirror's Edge prediction comes true I will be so fucking pissed off
  • shawksta - June 6, 2013 4:12 p.m.

    This article is just so awesomely right it cured my Tonsil pain (not really, goddamn it I hate this soft diet). Seriously though I love that it was equal on all ends, you should count how much of the list ended up being right after it's all over
  • talleyXIV - June 6, 2013 4:10 p.m.

    I'm really excited for this Nintendo Direct, one little bitty clip of Super Smash Bros. trumps anything Microsoft or Sony could do.
  • ZeroPotential - June 6, 2013 3:34 p.m.

    I will laugh long and bitterly if Macklemore is actually used in one of the showreels.
  • BladedFalcon - June 6, 2013 4:05 p.m.

    They should totally use "Thrift Shop" on the Microsoft conference ;P
  • masterjoe123 - June 6, 2013 4:22 p.m.

    And now I'm picturing Reggie dancing to Macklemore.
  • Fireninjastar - June 6, 2013 6:52 p.m.

    our bodies are ready.
  • PatHan-bHai - June 7, 2013 12:18 p.m.

    hehe :P
  • keltar93 - June 6, 2013 3:24 p.m.

    "Henry will finally StreetPass with Shigeru Miyamoto." BEST E3 PREDICTION OF THEM ALL!
  • Talvari - June 6, 2013 3:24 p.m.

    This article made me laugh a lot. So many good predictions and good sarcastic (hopefully) ones.. I look forward to seeing how many of these come true xD
  • BladedFalcon - June 6, 2013 3:21 p.m.

    Lmao. Regardless of how accurate these predictions may or may not be, it had a lot of fun reading trough them XD I do so love that no console maker was left unscathed, and all got deservedly ridiculed by their past flops. Also, I'd be willing to bet that the David Cage Slide was written by Dave Houghton, dunno why... call it a hunch ;)

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