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Batman’s Best and Worst Games

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Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker - 2000
Ubisoft - N64, PlayStation, GameBoy Color

Loosely based on the surprisingly awesome Beyond series (and movie of the same name), Return of the Joker is one of the more horrible Batman games. Okay graphics don’t outweigh the terrible controls and the horrendous game length (20 minutes?!). Watch the movie (make sure to get the director’s cut) - it’s a bit longer and way better than this atrocity. 


Batman: Chaos in Gotham - 2001
Ubisoft - GameBoy Color

Chaos in Gotham is another action-adventure, which pits Batman and Batgirl in level after side-scrolling level against multiple thugs and villains from The New Batman Adventures. Surprisingly decent and the art style mimics that of the show. Win-win, really.



Batman: Gotham City Racer - 2001
Ubisoft - PlayStation

Another game based on The New Adventures, Racer places you in the Batmobile’s driver seat and tasks you with cleaning up Gotham’s city streets. That should be relatively easy due to the lack of vehicles, people or buildings found in Gotham City. Just try not finding the one car containing bank robbers you need to shoot down (wait, why is Batman killing people?). At least you get cutscenes from the cartoon in between each level.


Batman Vengeance - 2001
Ubisoft - Xbox, GameCube, PS2, GBA, PC

One of the better Bat games, Vengeance’s darker tone - in art style and story - was praised by fan and critic alike. The 3D action wasn’t half bad either. Drawing from the comic and animated series (and even utilizing the same voice actors), you pummeled the series’ colorful villains in an attempt to clear your name from a conspiracy, while protecting Gotham City from impending doom.


Batman: Dark Tomorrow - 2003
Kemco - Xbox, GameCube

While Dark Tomorrow was praised for its cutscenes and morbid story (inspiration was drawn solely from the comic), DT was shit on for everything else: namely terrible gameplay, repetitive missions and a horrible camera. Also known for its four endings based on whether or not you disarm bombs or defeat Ra’s al Ghul in a swordfight (three of which are “bad” endings that involve Bats dying or Gotham blowing up). At least DT involved villains that are generally don’t get that much screen time - Ratcatcher, Zsasz and Scarface to name a few.



Batman: Toxic Chill - 2003
The Learning Company - PC, Mac

Holy edutainment Batman! The Riddler and Mr. Freeze are about to destroy Gotham. Our only hope is children ages 7-10, who need to solve a bunch of puzzles to defeat them. We never played this. Your kids probably didn’t either.


Batman: Justice Unbalanced - 2003
The Learning Company - PC, Mac

Did you say more edutainment to keep kids busy?! No? Good. We don’t care.


Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu - 2003
Ubisoft - GameCube, PS2, Xbox, GBA

Developed by the same team behind Vengeance, this follow-up pits Bats and co. - Robin, Nightwing and Batgirl - against brand new menace, Sin Tzu. Even with co-op gameplay, Rise was criticized for its repetitive beat-em-up gameplay and lack of depth considering the team’s previous effort was pretty damn good for a Batman game. And what’s with casting three B-villains - Scarecrow, Bane and Clayface - as the only bosses? If we can’t at least battle a Harvey Dent, then what’s the point?


Batman Begins - 2005
EA/Warner Bros - Xbox, GameCube, PS2, GBA

Staying remarkably close to its source material - without question, the best film in the series - Begins pits dreamboat Christian Bale against the thugs of Gotham. Grounded in “reality”, you have to use fear and intimidation to beat the bad guys. That’s another way of saying this is a Splinter Cell clone with added Batmobile/Burnout-style levels. Kind of an average game. Probably the reason why there’s no game based on The Dark Knight.


Justice League Heroes - 2006
Warner Bros, Eidos - Xbox, PS2, PSP, DS, GBA

Similar in play to X-Men Legends and Marvel Ultimate Alliance, JLH is an action-RPG that plays like the old Gauntlet games. Batman joins the other Justice Leaguers like Green Lantern, Superman and Flash as they fight through hundreds of thugs. Just like X-Men and Marvel, you can fight cooperatively with a friend and even customize your stats/armor/abilities on the fly. Also gets repetitive fairly quickly.




Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe - 2008
Midway - PS3, 360

For some reason the characters from Mortal Kombat duke it out with DC Comics’ superstars for the sake of… well, something. Not too many details are known, but the first promotional trailer featured Batman and Sub-Zero turning each other’s faces into hamburger. While there was an initial brouhaha surrounding the removal of fatalities (what makes MK so great), that has since been determined to be false. We’ll have more details on the collision of worlds in the coming weeks.


LEGO Batman - 2008
Warner Bros Interactive - PS3, 360, PS2, Wii, DS, PSP

Coming soon to every platform under the sun will be Batman’s exploits as a swallow-able plastic toy. Utilizing an upgraded (visually) engine that was used for LEGO Star Wars and LEGO Indiana Jones; you get to play as the Caped Crusader and his allies in 18 hero levels. Additionally, another 18 levels are featured in a villain storyline, not to mention almost every character in the Batman universe making this quite the packed title. We should have more details as we get them.

Jul 11, 2008

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29 comments

  • InsomniacJack - October 3, 2009 10 a.m.

    oh so when i run around with my underpants on the outside wearing tights and a mask its weird but when batman or that douche suuperman do it thats fine fictional characters get all the fun
  • w1n5t0n - September 26, 2009 5:14 p.m.

    Was this article before the release of The Dark Knight? cuz i dont think that Batman Begins was "without question, the best film in the series" after Dark Knight came out...
  • KHfan - October 30, 2008 5:10 p.m.

    robin IS gay
  • blutal - September 13, 2008 3:23 p.m.

    batman is gay
  • KHfan - December 8, 2008 10:16 p.m.

    true
  • Baconator96 - November 18, 2008 7:51 a.m.

    gay people are gay
  • tehperson123412 - September 23, 2008 10:11 p.m.

    blutal is gay
  • cart00n - August 25, 2009 7:29 a.m.

    I'm all for retrospectives, but couldn't take the time to create an update? It's not like you haven't already reviewed the last couple of games on this list. Seriously, this just smacks of lazy journalism. You want to publish a reprint? Fine, just give us a little warning ahead of time. Give your readers the choice of whether they want to traipse down memory lane...
  • Hurricrane - August 25, 2009 1:26 a.m.

    oh woa, this is from a year ago... I retract that last comment
  • Hurricrane - August 25, 2009 1:25 a.m.

    another fine retrospective from Mr. Patterson... even though he's supposed to be dead... minor details!
  • GamerTagsSuck - August 24, 2009 11:33 p.m.

    Why yes. Yes it is funny that it got dug up after so long. And the Angry NINTENDO nerd kicks ass. The AVGN, who is the same guy, kicks only slightly less ass because he does all old systems.
  • michaelmcc827 - August 24, 2009 10:31 p.m.

    wow this was dug up from a year ago lol...and pain shatterson wrote it, ah what nostalgia. funny to be on the front page though
  • JohnnyFirebird - May 15, 2009 3:29 a.m.

    JohnnyFirebird is gay. It's true. I kind of liked the Batman game for the SNES, and the Batman game coming out for the Genesis was a long time coming... looked like it would be import only. I saw pictures of it in Video Games & Computer Entertainment magazine and watched them longingly. Then I played it. It was alright.
  • kamikaz3e124 - May 2, 2009 7:41 p.m.

    OMFG SO TRUE.
  • swordworld04 - May 1, 2009 2:12 p.m.

    first comments make me lul reCAPTCHA: explain blair
  • GamesRadarShanePatterson - April 27, 2009 9:39 p.m.

    didn't forget batman for gameboy at all. it's apart of the "batman" entry. look at what systems i included. it was apart of the same franchise release.
  • gunwraith - January 27, 2009 7:46 p.m.

    It's gay that they left out one of the best batman games of all time. "Batman" (1990) for gameboy. Challenging, addicting, and good graphics.
  • nicksayswatzup - January 14, 2009 2:34 a.m.

    all of you are gay (and so is wonder woman!)
  • EffinChrys - September 3, 2009 11:44 p.m.

    When the fuck did we get ice cream!?
  • gatornation1254 - August 26, 2009 9:20 p.m.

    What the fuck where did this article come from? The first comment is from 11 months ago.

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