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Sharknado

Sharknado

Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.

Often, they're inadvertently amazing.

Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer.

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Does what it says on the titular tin.

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Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .

Not to be confused with...

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Which is a whole other entity to...

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