Entertainment Movies Cannes 2013's Worst/Funniest Movie Posters Features By Matt Risley published 26 May 2013 The most shocking one-sheets from the Croisette Sharknado Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.Often, they're inadvertently amazing. Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer. Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Holiday Miracle Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen. Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Android Cop Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP! Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Santa Claws Does what it says on the titular tin. Prev Page 4 of 10 Next Prev Page 4 of 10 Next Zombie Night We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks. Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Dragons 2 Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .Not to be confused with... Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Dragons Of Camelot Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.Which is a whole other entity to... Prev Page 7 of 10 Next Prev Page 7 of 10 Next P-51 Dragon Fighter Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven. Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Robot If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat . Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Ultimate Adventure Is that a sheep?Is it being chased by a cat-man?We're so confused. Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Matt Risley See more Movies Features GAME REVIEWSMOVIE REVIEWSTV REVIEWS1There's now a real version of the Witcher Gwent card game, and it's just as engrossing as the original2Borderlands 4 review: "Undeniably an excellent looter shooter, but one that requires a bit of tunnel vision to fully enjoy"3This enormous exploration board game won't be for everyone, but it's a masterclass in narrative and sandbox gameplay4Hollow Knight Silksong review: "Worth the wait and then some, this isn't just more Hollow Knight but an evolved, spindly beast all its own – even if it's fiddly at times"5Cronos: The New Dawn review: "An unabashed mash-up of survival horror greatest hits, from Dead Space to Silent Hill, with plenty of its own gory ideas"1The Conjuring: Last Rites review: "Not bold or memorable enough for the Warrens' final chapter"2Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle review: "Roars past Mugen Train as Demon Slayer's best adventure yet"3The Long Walk review: "One of the best Stephen King adaptations ever made" 4Frankenstein review: "A classy, if somewhat safe, adaptation"5Weapons review: "A twisted fairytale that bests Barbarian"1Wednesday season 2 part 2 review: "Ortega shines, but it's a zombie who steals the entire show"2Peacemaker season 2 review: "Darker and sadder than the first year, but there's still a lot of fun to be had with the 11th Street Kids."3Wednesday season 2 part 1 review: "Complex and exciting but weighed down by too many subplots"4Alien: Earth review: "Arguably the franchise's strongest outing since James Cameron's Aliens"5King of the Hill season 14 review: "Hank Hill himself has evolved into a much more open and accepting person"
Sharknado Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.Often, they're inadvertently amazing. Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer. Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Prev Page 1 of 10 Next
Holiday Miracle Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen. Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Prev Page 2 of 10 Next
Android Cop Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP! Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Prev Page 3 of 10 Next
Zombie Night We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks. Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Prev Page 5 of 10 Next
Dragons 2 Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .Not to be confused with... Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Prev Page 6 of 10 Next
Dragons Of Camelot Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.Which is a whole other entity to... Prev Page 7 of 10 Next Prev Page 7 of 10 Next
P-51 Dragon Fighter Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven. Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Prev Page 8 of 10 Next
Robot If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat . Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Prev Page 9 of 10 Next
Ultimate Adventure Is that a sheep?Is it being chased by a cat-man?We're so confused. Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Prev Page 10 of 10 Next
