Okay, with not a whole lot happening other than 9-to-5ers getting the day off, President%26rsquo;s Day is a pretty damned boring American holiday. As such, I don%26rsquo;t blame you dickheads for not reading my Top 7 Fictional Presidents piecefrom a while back, because honestly, who gives a shit about in-game government officials whose only purpose is to get killed or otherwise drive a stupid story along? President Michael Wilson, however, is the most murderous exception in this country%26rsquo;s proud history.
Above: Rated M for Michael Wilson (President!)
Above: Proud figurehead of the Let%26rsquo;s Party party
Unfortunately, most of you never got to experience the ultimate act of interactive Patriotism since this game never made it stateside%26hellip; which seems weird given the subject matter. Despite the game being in entirely in English, with content similar to a Fox News Executive%26rsquo;s vision while on a peyote-fueled spirit quest, Metal Wolf Chaos only got as far as a hidden demo on a disc packed in with the Holiday 2004 issue of Official Xbox Magazine.
Above: If you were president, he%26rsquo;d vote for you
Some called it %26ldquo;dumb%26rdquo; too over-the-top, yet we salute Metal Wolf Chaos as boldly ahead of its time. Peep that video up there again%26hellip; It%26rsquo;s sorta like Bulletstorm with a dash of Old Glory.
Feb 21, 2011
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