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  • Weridguy13 - February 7, 2013 1:52 p.m.

    Agent 47's Big Bird disguise.
  • nygfan - February 7, 2013 1:13 p.m.

    Life happens - the new Agent 47 is the love child of Tweety and Puddy Cat
  • gambit22 - February 7, 2013 11:54 a.m.

    When Agent 47 was invited out with the girls, they were in for quite a surprise. He hadn't really understood what they meant by a hen night, but he tried nonetheless.
  • Verenitz - February 7, 2013 10:48 a.m.

    Today's Menu: Chicken #47 with a choice of either side--two rolls of lead in yo' ass or one peck to the cheek.
  • mitchattitude - February 7, 2013 10:36 a.m.

    The reviews for the new Hitman game had been EGGcellent.
  • ThatGuyYouKnow69 - February 7, 2013 9:48 a.m.

    THIS IS FOR MY BABY CHICKS!!!!!!
  • joemonkey - February 7, 2013 9:13 a.m.

    The incredible edible egg? More like the incredible murdering lab made angry psychopath.
  • golinikozie - February 7, 2013 9:11 a.m.

    (Bystander in the back thinking) Ummm... does anyone else see the chicken with the dual pistols...?
  • mitchattitude - February 7, 2013 8:46 a.m.

    BREAKING NEWS....We reveal the answer to the question that has been on everybody's lips, what did happen to the chicken that crossed the road? stay tuned...
  • SammyNasa - February 7, 2013 8:44 a.m.

    Duck, motherf*cker!
  • mitchattitude - February 7, 2013 8:38 a.m.

    Sesame Street had changed.
  • mitchattitude - February 7, 2013 8:32 a.m.

    'What do you mean you've stopped serving breakfast?'
  • hiram-jasso-rocha - February 7, 2013 8:29 a.m.

    Man I'll say it one more time...we no longer have the $.99 Leg and Thigh Special on Tuesdays! Now, put that gun away and either buy some chicken, or get the hell out of my store.....I've got bigger....eh...erm, birds...to fry...
  • dvs182 - February 7, 2013 8:25 a.m.

    Do ya feel Clucky? Well do ya? Punk!
  • mitchattitude - February 7, 2013 8:18 a.m.

    'They were right' Agent 47 thought to himself, 'I do have the bird flu'
  • mitchattitude - February 7, 2013 8:13 a.m.

    And now for my final fight with Peter Griffin....
  • superflyspy - February 7, 2013 7:58 a.m.

    PETA went too far again
  • superflyspy - February 7, 2013 7:54 a.m.

    The Official Mascot for Los Pollos Hermanos
  • superflyspy - February 7, 2013 7:33 a.m.

    That Superbowl party was nuts
  • superflyspy - February 7, 2013 7:30 a.m.

    Don't count you chickens before they perform their contract killing on the person closest to them and then return a girl that is important for "plot" reasons - an Agency proverb

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