Rockstar patches PC GTA to ban the filth

GTA developer Rockstar has released a patch designed to prevent PC owners accessing the hidden saucy scenes in San Andreas.

This development comes as part of the response to the so-called , which has seen outraged lawyers and litigious grannies across the US rise up in anger at an unauthorised cheat in the game that allows gamers to enjoy pixelated porno action.

The patch is available from the newly launched and it should ensure that your copy of the game can't be used to access any of the digital bongo or graphical grot.

But if for some reason someone has downloaded the unauthorised mod on to your game (purely for research purposes, of course) then the only cure is to completely uninstall the game and start all over again.

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