As over-the-top as DoA: Xtreme 2 was, it's got nothing on the Sexy Beach series. Minigames that challenge you with spreading semen-like globs of sun tan lotion all over the bodies of beach bunnies, tickling girls till they scream, and force feeding them popsicles that are just a little too big for their mouths, make DoA's extra bounciness seem about as racy as an episode of My Little Pony.
Trust us. We've seen our fair share of Ponies and Horsez. We know what we're talking about.
Below: In case you're wondering, the girls are introducing themselves in this Japanese ad. Meet Kelly, Alice, and Maki. Click on to see the ridiculous things you can do with them
Below: Sun tan lotion minigame
Below: Tickle-gasm minigame
Below: Popsicle minigame