Steal Princess – hands-on

A platform puzzler with an unlikely hero, Steal Princess is all about traveling across the land while stealing as much treasure as possible, with the eventual secondary goal of saving the kingdom’s prince from an evil captor. The levels that we’ve played so far all ultimately consist of traversing a small area peppered with foes and obstacles in order to find the key that opens the door to the next level.


Above: Steal Princess opens with an energetic theme song and cinema showcasing our heroine – How’d she get that eyepatch?

You’re also equipped with a whip as your default weapon – it’s not actually useful as a weapon per se, but you’ll need to use it to get past a number of different platforming challenges, like swinging across chasms. Most helpfully, you can use it as a lasso – useful to stun enemies as well as line them up to use as stepping blocks to reach taller ledges.

With its adorablychaotic neutralheroine, Steal Princess might have enough charm to get us past its handful of control issues, which we’re hoping will be ironed out anyway by the time it ships in March. Until then, check out ourscreen galleryto see more shots of the artsy opening cinema and various puzzle-laden levels.

Jan 29, 2009

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