Meet Edward “Filth Slayer” Low; one of the random 'friends' Niko can encounter in Grand Theft Auto IV, who turns out to be the most deranged and depraved psychopaths to ever stalk the streets of Liberty City. You may be thinking, “Big deal, didn't Niko set fire to a hooker right after driving a tank into a street festival?” This may be true, but even Niko's Liberty City track record paled in comparison to Eddie's rap sheet, which read like a bucket list for Ted Bundy.
Think we're over-reacting? Go on, give Eddie a ride. We guarantee after dropping off body parts and listening to Eddie regale Niko with stories about choking children, killing his mom, and romancing corpses, you'll have a hard time resisting the urge to take a sharp left off the Algonquin Bridge. Thankfully, Eddie does get 'dealt' with, but even his short, two-mission appearance was enough for us to not only wonder WTF?, but also who the eff?!