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First Appearance: Perfect Dark | 2000

Last Appearance: Perfect Dark Zero | 2005

Why so overlooked? Only has a single, underwhelming sequel to her name. Men can be so cruel.

Stephen’s critique: Certainly this wetsuited assassin isn’t without a “Blue Crush” quality. But the camo-clad pose on the right reeks of a mid ‘90s desperation to capitalize on a raze craze deluded by Sunny D and Baby Gap. Outside of making her appear Xstacy-addled, and thereby easy, that gun may as well be a glow stick and a pacifier. Ech.

First Appearance: Final Fantasy IV (FFII in US) | 1991

Last Appearance: Final Fantasy IV (DS) | 2008

Why so overlooked? Because for twenty years she was just a pile of brutish sprites.

Stephen’s critique: Retro Rydia is a green-haired infant who should sleep in a cot, suck lollipops and excrete unpredictably. Grown-up Rydia is a hotty. She’s certainly worth taking for a turn round the park, followed by a mid-price Italian. She’d have to watch those sleeves in her ravioli mind.

First Appearance: Disgaea: Hour of Darkness | 2003

Latest Appearance: Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice | 2008

Why so overlooked? She kind of looks like a sexed up 10-year-old, in spite being a demon who’s existed for centuries.

Stephen’s critique: Is the permanently startled Vulcan look still hip? Etna seems to think so. Sadly her forest of razor-wire hair, stabby Satan tail and sharp ears make freeform lovemaking difficult. The fact that she also has a back full of bat wings doesn’t make introducing her to your Mom and Pop any easier either.

Above: Because you demanded it. Apparently

First Appearance: Beyond Good & Evil | 2003

Latest Appearance: Beyond Good & Evil 2 | TBA

Why so overlooked? Too Artsy-Fartsy, with a crippling lack of upskirt potential.

Stephen’s critique: Looking like the result of a marketer's “How to” guide for character design, this ‘90s-styled, combat trousers ‘n’ crop-top cliché is nigh on asexual. Anodyne to the point of irrelevance, she’s about as inoffensive as it’s possible to get without being a pot plant. Look at that green lipstick. That’s a marketing guy's idea of being “out there.” The big twat.

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26 comments

  • link07 - June 19, 2010 6:17 p.m.

    to me it hard to over loked izuna.also other guys that play her game did not overlooked her to.
  • samgardner94 - January 11, 2010 10:56 p.m.

    what about Idrial the elf from LOTR the third age she was peng as
  • FanofSaiyan - December 5, 2009 2:28 a.m.

    Shizuna, sexiest ninja ever... next to Shinobu from Ninja Nonsense, lol.
  • FanofSaiyan - December 5, 2009 2:26 a.m.

    I wonder if they'll ever make a Mario game where Luigi rescues Daisy. They could make Wart the main boss. Who knows? It could be an incredible new Mario spinoff.
  • Sorekara - December 3, 2009 1:57 a.m.

    Yeah! you forgot Namine. Noone appreciates the fact that Namine wears that tiny dress that barely goes past her waist. And Namine doesn't really have an important role. Wow, she screws with memories.
  • Purgtorykun - October 28, 2009 4:07 a.m.

    Now thats just creul they so forgot Velvet Valentine from Odin Sphere I mean just her name ausome! lol "A little red riding hood who can rip a wolf to shreds" http://park5.wakwak.com/~momo/gdata/m_070310.jpg http://ui28.gamespot.com/1371/odinsphere1_2.jpg
  • silentmusic16 - October 26, 2009 1:04 a.m.

    @danielnoctis i know about that stuff but she seems like someone who would be in this artci tonsure 9:31
  • Wolf22295 - October 25, 2009 5:12 p.m.

    AROOOOO (ahem, for Rydia-grown up) *Pant* *Pant*
  • dankid33 - October 24, 2009 5:06 p.m.

    i think etna's cute lol
  • kellir - October 21, 2009 3:24 p.m.

    well i did notice a few of them :p if i knew them i noticed them. like angie and stuff like that ^^
  • waffledragon33 - October 20, 2009 11:06 p.m.

    cool
  • Danielnoctis - October 3, 2009 1:08 p.m.

    Namine isn't overlooked. She has an important role.Also there's tons of fanbase,cosplay & hentai about her. Google better next time.
  • silentmusic16 - September 28, 2009 7:12 p.m.

    I think you forgot someone....Namine from kh2! SERIOUSLY!!! lol my caatchapon thing was RUL FALCONS. hahah thats coool this is my first comment. yay!
  • Moschetto - December 2, 2008 1:57 a.m.

    "She kind of looks like a sexed up 10-year-old" A wee bit more than "kind of", I'd say.
  • Sizzler - October 18, 2008 6:18 p.m.

    I DEFINITELY did NOT overlook Izuna. My favorite game on the DS ever was I2:RotUN...I want a new installment.
  • RebornKusabi - December 2, 2008 12:58 a.m.

    Sarah Morrison Kitana Jill Valentine Angie Thompson Joanna Dark Etna Alyx Vance Izuna Lisa Garland Jeane I actually know about all of these girls, especially Alyx, Izuna, Lisa, Joanna and Kitanna and if my computer files are any indication, I know all too well about these women...
  • Telekinesis - September 15, 2008 5:39 a.m.

    'Because the vast majority of the populace have their heads so far stuck up the Middle Ages they can’t imagine a meaningful relationship with a monkey. Time to evolve America!' Lol, that was great.
  • Seabread - August 11, 2009 10:52 a.m.

    Whoever has overlooked Alyx Vance needs shooting... or directions to the nearest gay bar (assuming they're male of course)
  • protospasm - August 10, 2009 10:25 p.m.

    "But you just know she’s got a cock in there." - Hilarity! But seriously... I'm glad someone from Devil May Cry still has a penis.
  • MegatronD - August 1, 2009 10:43 a.m.

    Over looked? Vanessa Schneider from P.N.03. And she IS hot. Especially in her thong suit.

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