Our brains were broken by the most recent Saints Row: The Third
video as a man and a zombie ran over people while singing Sublime.
Though we don’t think anything will beat that one for weirdness, today’s
gameplay snippet does have it beat when it comes to vulgarity. We’ve seen
zombies defeat plucky humans in countless films, but maybe those survivors lost
because they weren’t using the right weapon. Maybe they needed to loot a local
sex shop and get a four foot long, purple… well, you’ll see…
If you prefer your trailers for games with lists of all the
crazy things you’ll find and less about hitting the undead with marital aids,
we have a different trailer for you that. See all the nice things you’ll do and
people you’ll run into during Saints Row: The Third, not the least of which
includes Burt Reynolds, though we doubt he’s playing himself.
Boy, that’s a lot of weird stuff. There can’t possibly be
anything else crazy left in the game, right? Anyway, Saints Row: The Third finally
assaults store shelves November 15.