03. Fashion Designer: Style Icon (DS)
Let's be honest, men of games and fashion go together like shoes and dog shit - one stands in the other and the result is always a stinking mess that endears itself to no one. God didn't design men of games to make dresses - he designed them to PWN N00BS!!!
02. Nintendogs (DS)
The only puppies men of games should concern themselves with are the ones made by Itagaki. And real ones, of course.
01. My Life Coach (DS)
We don't even properly understand what this one's about, but it sounds like a lot of wimpy self-improvement knicker-wearing nonsense, so its on the list. Men of games have already got life coaches - Solid Snake taught us that smoking, owning pornography and necking diazepam is OK; Andrew Ryan gave us profound things to say, teaching us that quoting smart-sounding stuff makes women think we're not as stupid and shallow as we really are; and, of course, Ryu has tutored us well should we ever need to Shoryuken a nuclear warhead full of ninjas. Frankly, what else do men of games really need to know?
Jun 6, 2008
