101 Skyrim Tweets

Timely

Single-player games are dead! Oh, what's that Skyrim, you sold at least 3.5 million copies in two days? In your FACE, games industry!
@JimSterling

You know, really, the biggest threat to the comics industry right now is Skyrim. Not for losing readers, but creators. #gottalevelup
@joekeatinge

Wait a sec... Community put on hold JUST as Skyrim comes out? WE ARE ON TO YOU, @DanHarmon
@Casey_Malone

Can someone do a #Skyrim mod that offends PETA pls?
@AnnoyedGamer

Above: Gave my Skyrim character the same name as my Dark Souls character; Skyrim is his waking world, Dark Souls is his nightmares. Reconciled!
@nsuttner

Anyone know where I can find a preferably dwarven or elven warhammer in Skyrim? I need to put a shock enchantment on it and call it Mjolnir
@EWebb424

Is it just me or does everyone in Skyrim completely overshare? #TMI
@ZombieApocToday

What, you think this is Ultima? RT @danbruno: If I ever learn how to mod, I'm adding garlic bread to Skyrim. And maybe cheese garlic bread.
@RowanKaiser

Forever alone

Downloading Skyrim now... "Dear girl-I've-been-dating, Sorry, but it looks like my schedule just filled up for the next 6-8 weeks."
@shakefu

I spent more time customizing my Skyrim character than I have ever spent getting ready to go out/looking nice. Priorities!
@abbieheppe

Oh Skyrim, when will you give him back? @Bridget_BD

OTP: me and Skyrim
@anahaedra

I WANT TO BREAK BRIAN'S SKYRIM IN HALF SOMETIMES. #attentionplease
@mary_poorman

But buying Skyrim means having to get up and drive somewhere. Fuckin shit.
@battle_turkey

Bouta make a twitter for my #Skyrim character. Would you guys follow?
@S7atWolf

Nice knowing you

Above: No, Skyrim. That's a bad Skyrim. Stop giving me puppy-dog computer-game eyes and let me be go out and be social.
@Scapes

Officially throwing in the towel with NaNoWriMo this year. Buying a PS3 and spending the rest of the year playing Skyrim and chasing tail.
@DJCowboi

Oh, Skyrim. I was up until 5 with you last night. This is the opposite of what we talked about #nirnworldproblems
@jeshala

Got to be in a suit in 3 hours for my sisters graduation. However one does not simply "quit" playing Skyrim!
@S0cialdisease

Dear Raptr and Steam. I don't need you BOTH to remind me first thing this morning that I played 30 hours of Skyrim since 10am sat morning...
@sargonas

I forgot what it feels like for your eyes to hurt after playing video games for a few hours straight… well, until Skyrim made me remember…
@aymansalam

I'm still playing Skyrim, but I put on pants to go to dinner. Will probably remove them soon.
@georgeb3dr

Turned on Skyrim a few hours ago. Serious question guys, how do you ever stop playing this and get back to your real life?
@zacgormania

What day is it?
@RJOPhoto

Hello Skyrim bye real world
@GilliamWilmour

Some of my friends could be dead in a ditch, but I just assume that they haven't left the house since Friday because they're playing Skyrim.
@crazyhate

I have just devoured an entire carton (one pint) of ice cream in under fifteen minutes. While Skyrim-ing. How.
@melissa_kay

*emerges from bushes* oh hai. Skyrim Skyrim Skyrim Skyrim. 62 hours in, I am deprived of sleep, I may collapse at any moment. Whoops.
@Caboose221

i dont need a social life anymore because of skyrim.
@matstopa

The 32 Sleepless hours is due to skyrim! :)
@xxjish

Really need to poop, don't want to stop playing Skyrim. #holdit
@Jacobcanflyy

only played skyrim for 12 hours today, -_-
@Jiimb0Sliice

If you can’t say anything nice...

That's right im so hipster im not even playing skyrim =P
@GiselleColon1

What's so good about Skyrim?
@ackeemthedream

I just finished Skyrim. Took me like 5 min. So easy, guys. 7/10 tops.
@krispiotrowski

Regardless of whether it's fun, Skyrim is a technical marvel. Like, how'd they manage to cram hundreds of hours of boring dialogue on a DVD?
@Babylonian

If you guys wanna get me back for hating on Skyrim, keep in mind I'm strongly considering buying Sonic Generations tonight.
@Moldilox

just finished Arkham City's main story. what do I want to play next? don't say Skyrim.
@mark_argent

Skyrim actually looks so boring. Maybe it's different to play but watching this..it just looks boring imo.
@FearCrads

Skyrim... Not impressed.
@Psysaturn

As people progress further into the game we imagine that the tweets will just get better and better. Have you seen any noteworthy ones about Skyrim?