Above:A shitty attempt at forced perspective, or is Sonic really half the size of his hands and feet
Above: Sonic sets sail on the S.S. Who Gives a Shit
Above: Sonic rides the Cherry Coke express! SALES TIP: When peddling sugar to children, always be sure to hike up your shorts to the vertical limit
Above: Sonic rides a stopper usually used to lock in red wine freshness
Above: Would you like to ride in my moronic balloon?
Above: Amy appears to have made peace with her own death
Above: Surfboards go where Echidnas can't
Above: What's with the hand? The pose hereseems to imply an impassioned Scarface speech: “First you get the Money. Then you get the Power. Then you get voiced by Urkel” Speaking of comics...
Above: Riding a treadmill, as seen in the idiotic origin story from Archie Comics
B-B-B-BONUS!
Above: Sonic rides the shit out of his own pasta!
[FULL DISCLOSURE: There's a 70% this is not an official shot]
May 24, 2010
Proof that gaming’s biggest punching bag hasn’t entirely lost its way
A teary-eyed examination of gaming's greatest casualty
We unearth 50 official images that'll leave you laughing - and scratching your head
