Hot and Cold
If you take off the dumb ridges to heat or cool your hands, this one actually might work. Hell, we wouldn't be surprised if the PS4 controller looked exactly like this, sans random metal coils. Though we do love the idea of grabbing metal filaments with electricity coursing through them.
Glowy
So the new PS4 is going to focus on being a router and a place we can get e-mail?! We cant WAIT!
The coaster of consoles
We cant tell what we're supposed to do with this one. Are we supposed to grab a carabiner and clip this system to our of keychain? It seems like it would work well as a coaster too.
Precog
Minority Report would be proud, but maybe you should check with Nintendo to see how the glove thing worked out for them.
Side Projection
We love the idea of projecting the game you are playing on the side of the unit, but that does look like a lot of surfaces to keep clean.
PS4 Alarm Clock
"If there is one thing that is guaranteed not to break all over the place, its glass! Thank god it wont accidentally lacerate your hands or face if it's broken. Hey, we should totally make most of our system out of this miracle material!"
Accessorize
Looks like an electrical fire has already started on the inside. Also, there are convenient prongs on the end for when we want to hook it up on our car's bike rack.
The dryer effect
If you totally forgot what game you just put in, fret not! This model comes with a window into the Blu-ray tray. We might just end up sitting and watching it spin like we do with our washer and dryer.
Flimsy Fun
Hey, know how cats like to lightly brush up against things? One paw on this PS4 and you'd be out five-hundred and ninety-nine U.S. dollars.
Go Speed Racer, GO!
We can see this working well with a Speed Racer tie-in game, beyond that, we'd have to put on sunglasses to look at the thing.
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