The 47 best and oddest photos of Metal Gear's Hideo Kojima being deliriously weird and awesome

Above: "Ooooh maan that last brownie was a biiiiiig f*ckin' mistake"

Above: "Hell of a weekend though. I'm still paying for it, but hell of a weekend"

Above: "Every man wants the Drive jacket. BUT KOJIMA ALWAYS GETS WHAT HE WANTS"

Above: "Man, you shoulda seen this boob... It was a beauty"

Above: That awkward moment when you sit down too hard and miss the stool by six inches

Above: But Kojima doesn't care. He is deceptively buff and can take these hardships

Above: "This guy's intense serial-killer staring is freaking me out", they both thought

Above: That awkward moment when you run into someone who still hasn't got over Raiden

Above: "Ahahahahaha! It is like my face. But it is not my face. Because my face is over here. But my it is a pretty phone because it is like my face. You all must have one"

Above: There's always some arsehole who messes up the photo by looking the wrong way

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