The world's workforce would be happy and affluent, as even the most menial jobs would pay hundreds a minute
With ever increasing commission paid for consistency, a vigilant burger flipper could be a millionnairewithin days.
Eating a pie would see you run the risk of putting on an extra stone almost instantly
And a 50 mile sprint wouldn't even put a dent in that extra flab. All baked goods would have to come bundled with additional celery as part of a government health guideline.
No matter who you were chatting up, everyone in the vicinity would think you were talking to them
Safe sex would start even before the initial conversation. Extreme discretion would be vital in avoiding unwanted grim-faces, so much so that clubs and bars would come fitted with special one-to-one romancing rooms for the safety and spared feelings of their patrons.
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