Should it worry us that a news channel is relying on reports from fictional antagonists? Perhaps this is a vox pop. About, like, the new bus routes or something. In fact we really hope it is.
One of the more impressive photo tweaks we stumbled across - the moody lighting is ace, but we're a little irked by the jeans. If a job's worth doing, etc...
We don't remember seeing the red bucket on Luke's homeworld, though - perhaps some local kids were off playing Emperor's Royal Guards with it at the time.
That is precisely the expression we'd be wearing if we found that playset for under fifty bucks. Well, until we realised we were probably too old to justify buying it, and sulked all the way home.
It's her ex-boyfriend's, apparently. He must've REALLY driven her nuts to justify revenge thievery of this magnitude - we'd be gutted to lose that shirt.
An old cartoon from Mad magazine that, in parodying the wildly complex relationships between Star Wars characters, actually managed to foretell certain events in the later installments.
We're worried about Varga though. She just doesn't look well.
We love this pixelly pop art - at first we thought it was a video game sprite, but it's actually those little melty beads that you press with an iron. Top crafting, that Flickr user!
Top marks for effort and execution here - we've no idea whether or not that hair piece is real, but it must weigh a ton either way. Neck brace tomorrow, we reckon.
There's absolutely no way we'd allow this in our house - imagine stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, only to run into this in the hallway - but it's a pretty stunning bit of photorealistic sculpture. Mightily impressive.
Definitely the coolest household on the block. Look at the little Ewok dude down the front! We want to go play with these guys after dinner. Every day. Actually, sod it - can we just live at their house?
The only thing that could make Pink Floyd's amazing The Dark Side Of The Moon any better is if it somehow synched with Star Wars, as opposed to its alleged compatibility with The Wizard Of Oz .
Still, this natty reworking of the album's iconic cover art is a nice compromise.
We SO hope this is one of those 'man riding an ostrich' designs, with a little pair of fake man-legs dangling down limply at the front. Although we suspect it probably isn't.
It's something about the composition of this one that makes it a winner - the shamelessly macho posturing of the Stormtroopers against that Philly skyline is just ridiculous, especially given the blazing sun.
Also, anything with Boba Fett in it is an automatic win, obviously.
If we owned a pair of these, we'd actually use them so often that we'd no longer humiliate ourselves every time we go for sushi. Our lives would be different. And we would be better.
We had to examine this pretty closely to work out whether it was a toy or...well, not real , obviously...but, um...oh ok, whether it was real. (It's not, it's a toy. Sigh.)
