50 Greatest Arnie One-Liners

Denial

The One-Liner: “It’s not a tumour!” ( Kindergarten Cop )

If It Was Longer: "It's not a motherfucking tumour! If you kids don't stop goddamn screaming, I'm going to shove the whole fucking lot of you down the fucking toilet one by one!"

Dont Make Me Beg

The One-Liner: “Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!” ( Predator )

If It Was Longer: Seriously?

Toilet Humour

The One-Liner: “Cool off.” ( True Lies )

If It Was Longer: “Cool off. And rehydrate.”

Like An Angel

The One-Liner: “You are a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!” ( End Of Days )

If It Was Longer: “You are a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY! Because, y'know, I'm a total badass. Can't you tell from the crazy look in my eyes? CAN'T YOU?”

No Casualties

The One-Liner: “He'll live.” ( Terminator 2 )

If It Was Longer: "He won't die. Which means he'll live."

Soft Bits

The One-Liner: “Hey want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres.” ( Last Action Hero )

If It Was Longer: “Hey want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres. (That's going to hurt in the morning.)”

Futuristic Shopping List

The One-Liner: “I need you clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.” ( Terminator 2 )

If It Was Longer: "I need your clothes, your boots, your keys and your motorcycle. Don't forget the keys. Everybody always forgets the keys."

Pain Hurts

The One-Liner: “Only pain...” ( Conan The Destroyer )

If It Was Longer: “Only pain hurts me. I don't know why. Maybe because it's painful or something?"

Cloning Around

The One-Liner: “You should clone yourself while you're still alive… so you can go fuck yourself.” ( The 6th Day )

If It Was Longer:
"You should clone yourself while you're still alive... so you can go fuck yourself. Then clone yourself again and arrange a little gang bang."

Name-Calling

The One-Liner: “Hey Christmas tree!” ( The Running Man )

If It Was Longer: “Hey Christmas tree! Christmas is over - do you like my axe?

Josh Winning has worn a lot of hats over the years. Contributing Editor at Total Film, writer for SFX, and senior film writer at the Radio Times. Josh has also penned a novel about mysteries and monsters, is the co-host of a movie podcast, and has a library of pretty phenomenal stories from visiting some of the biggest TV and film sets in the world. He would also like you to know that he "lives for cat videos..." Don't we all, Josh. Don't we all.  

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