Showgirls (1996)
The Scene: Brings a whole new meaning to the term ‘moist’, as Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan engage in a little pool play.
Look Away When: Berkley starts thrashing around like a… berk.
Body Of Evidence (1993)
The Scene: An erotica-free encounter between Madonna and, uh, Willem Dafoe. Further evidence that there’s nothing sexy about Madonna whatsoever.
Look Away When: Madge gets out the candle wax. Ouch.
Crank (2006)
The Scene: There’s having fun in public, and then there’s just publically showing off. Which is what Jason Statham and Amy Smart are doing in this very public shag sesh.
Look Away When: The Stath starts thrusting and the crowd starts cheering.
Hollow Man (2000)
The Scene: Newly-invisible scientist Kevin Bacon takes advantage of his invisibility by breaking into his sexy neighbour’s house and forcing her to have sex with him.
Look Away When: The invisible man starts messing with the dressing table mirror…
Swordfish (2001)
The Scene: Hugh Jackman gets orally pleasured as he attempts to crack a website. Meanwhile, John Travolta’s got a gun to his head.
Look Away When: Jackman starts going cross-eyed.
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
The Scene: David Morrissey screws a pretty young blonde while imaging she’s Sharon Stone. We’re sure many men identify with him.
Look Away When: Morrissey purrs “turn around”.
Wild At Heart (1990)
The Scene: Ridiculously well-placed sheets attempt to keep Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern’s dignity intact. Instead, the complete opposite happens.
Look Away When: Cage starts growling.
Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song (1971)
The Scene: Truly disturbing. Director Melvin Van Peebles enlists 13-year-old son Mario to shoot a scene for his movie in which he has sex with a considerably older prostitute.
Look Away When: The film starts. This is deeply unsettling stuff.
Porkys (1982)
The Scene: Lassie (Kim Cattrall) gets down and dirty, and lets loose one of the most ridiculous orgasmic banshee cries we’ve ever heard.
Look Away When: Cattrall starts shrieking.
Color Of Night (1994)
The Scene: Bruce Willis and Jane March throw themselves around in a pool.
Look Away When: You think you’ve caught sight of Willis’ sausage.
