Army of Two

Dec 5, 2007

In their latest issue, GamesRadar Sister mag Xbox World had a few not-so-nice things to say about conspicuously release-date slipping filthy-mouthed co-op shooter Army of Two. From the article:

As anyone who’s read the Bible (or as is more likely, seen Governor Arnold’s End of Days) will tell you, the Devil comes in many forms. Sometimes he’s a little boy named Damien, sometimes he’s a girl whose head can turn a full 360 degrees, and sometimes he’s under deep, deep cover as a videogame. Iron Maiden lied to you - 666 isn’t the number of the beast; two is, and the Devil has an army.

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