Attention perverts! It’s the sleaziest video games ever

We had a totally kick-ass paragraph written for this, but in the end there's no way our words could so eloquently capture The Guy's Game's etheral beauty as this extract from its Wiki page:'In the "TitWitz" portions of the game, the more times you are able to correctly predict the outcome, the higher the "Flash-O-Meter" raises, and more nudity is shown. At first, the breasts are obscured by a Guy Game logo (Soft and Squishy), thendigitally blurred(Sorta Chubby), and finally uncensored (Super Stiff).' Quite.

Above: That's it faithful Piranha Plant, shield us from the filth