A few Valentine’s messages from the world of sci-fi. Feel free to add your own…
Green babe, you are the only one for me. Tiberius
I love you. The Rogue
I know. Boushh
I would burn a star for you. John Smith
Forget Rose, take me! Dark Lady
Joan Collins look-alike, you are the only one for me. Tiberius
You’ve got me, who’s got you? LL
I’ll carry you any time, furry feet. Your gardener
Come with me if you want a shag that’ll change the whole of future history. The Time Traveler
404 Not Found. WALL-E
Helen Of Troy, you are the only one for me. Tiberius
You’re dead sexy. You can spike me any day. The Slayer
Serenity, I want your babies… K-Lee
Barely disguised native American metaphor girl, you are the only one for me. Tiberius.
Marion, my knob hurts. Dr Jones
Be my Buttercup. Codpiece of unusual size
Shapeshifter with the good taste to change into my likeness, you are the only one for me. Tiberius
Rodriguez, I'd alter my protocols any time for you. Golden Droid
Earth cows, come and get some. Mars
Bolly, forget your knickers, you’re pulled. The Gene Genie
Davey, Davey give me your answer do, then I promise I’ll stop stalking you. HAL
Spooky, forget the porn mags, I’m your real-life XXX-phile. Sceptic Girl
I want to suck your face off and implant my eggs inside you. Alien Queen
To my Bride – let’s make babies. I have all the parts in the freezer. Frankenstein’s monster
