The internet. It's massive. To try to fill it all on your own would be like trying to keep a giant shoal of piranhas fed while that shoal keeps breeding more piranhas at a rate of 300 a minute and you only have a small loaf of scabby bread and a tiny oven than only bakes one loaf an hour.
In other words, it would be madness, and you'd be eaten alive in next to no time at all. Hell, piranhas don't even like bread! What were you thinking, you crazy fool!? Luckily, we have a crack team of esteemed colleagues to help us stuff those piranhas to bursting. These are those colleagues and these are some of the things they've been making this week:
Nintendo Gamer
The 20 worst Nintendo 64 covers ever
T3
ASUS Transformer Pad Infinity review
CVG
The 32 rarest limited edition consoles ever
Official Xbox Magazine
The five most ridiculous Xbox 720 rumours
OXM presents the first Sleeping Dogs Xbox 360 review - "shorter than GTAIV but sweeter"
Official PlayStation Magazine
New Assassin's Creed 3 screens
Call of Duty Black Ops 2 killstreaks revealed
Official Nintendo Magazine
15 Nintendo games that will make you smile
Smash Bros Wii U may not feature more non-Nintendo characters
Golden Joysticks
Dead or Alive 5 Gameplay Montage
Need for Speed Most Wanted Gameplay interview
Tesco Tech
