Hideo Kojima just previewed new Death Stranding footage and the Internet is going bonkers for babies and peeing
BBs and peepee make for great Twitter fodder
Hideo Kojima rolled up to Geoff Keighley's Opening Night Live at Gamescom with two new Death Stranding character trailers and one gameplay trailer that left us all wondering WTF is going on. We met a new character played by Margaret Qualley (Once upon a Time in Hollywood) whose name is Mama. She breastfeeds a ghost baby (yup). We also got an extended look at Guillermo del Toro's Dead Man Character that shows him referring to the babies attached to every character as... BBs (yup).
The uncut gameplay footage reveals Norman Reedus' character emptying his bladder (yup) and introduces us to a character named The Ludens Fan, who is played by Geoff Keighley (yup). Naturally, the Internet is going bananas, and we've got the best reactions here:
I just needed "clear understanding of what Death Stranding is about" and I would have had Bingo...
congrats to whoever had "ghost baby breastfeeding" on their gamescom bingo cardAugust 19, 2019
So, about the peeing. The gameplay shows Norman Reedus' character waking up from a nap and promptly peeing on the ground. His pee stream causes a golden mushroom to grow from the soil.
DEATH STRANDING (Kojima Productions, 2020) pic.twitter.com/NyUP12xLPPAugust 19, 2019
The Norman Peedus footage caused an uproar online, and this Tweet just fanned the flames...
Kojima just told the audience that you cannot see Norman Reedus' penis while he is peeing If players piss at the same spot, "something good will happen later on"#OpeningNightLive pic.twitter.com/LQQjsEE5SKAugust 19, 2019
The Geoff Keighley cameo caused just as much of a sensation as the pee, believe it or not.
pic.twitter.com/J7JeG0JeJ7August 19, 2019
Other people were confused about the gameplay footage, which didn't show much gameplay.
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GEOFF KEIGHLEY: We’re here to show off the latest work from acclaimed genius, ultimate video game auteur Hideo Kojima. Can you please describe your ga--KOJIMA: The baby is metal gear. Woman is mother. We must connect society. Lindsay Wagner was hot in 1976. Thank you, Greg.August 19, 2019
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Consider us officially baffled, but engrossed, which is probably exactly what Hideo Kojima wants.
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Alyssa Mercante is an editor and features writer at GamesRadar based out of Brooklyn, NY. Prior to entering the industry, she got her Masters's degree in Modern and Contemporary Literature at Newcastle University with a dissertation focusing on contemporary indie games. She spends most of her time playing competitive shooters and in-depth RPGs and was recently on a PAX Panel about the best bars in video games. In her spare time Alyssa rescues cats, practices her Italian, and plays soccer.
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