BLASTERMIND Gratuitously Shirtless Men

AKA, the how well do you know your nipples quiz?

See how many of these chests you recognise; bonus points if you name which show/film they’re from. We’ve got everything from weedy to huge to hairy to smooth, so hopefully there’s something for everybody... and a couple of them could be rather trickier than they look!

(Oh, and in case you're wondering, we thought a picture of Khan Noonien Singh’s iconic man-boobs was a bit easy, so here’s a photo of him in case you miss the old dear.)

Usual request: Please don’t put answers in the comments section below (though feel free to use it to boast/bemoan how well/badly you’re doing) but the folks on this thread are quite happy for you to post and discuss answers if you follow the golden rule of only posting answers in invisible text (if you don’t know how ask somebody there – they’re very friendly).

Answers (and full pictures) on the next page

Nipple recognition skills activated? Good luck!

Answers (and full pictures) on the next page

Quinn Abercromby (Christian Bale) in Reign Of Fire

Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder) in The Vampire Diaries

Thomas Jerome Newton (David Bowie) in The Man Who Fell To Earth

Conan (Jason Momoa) in Conan

Alcide Herveaux (Joe Manganiello) in True Blood

James Sawyer (Josh Holloway) in Lost

Mathayus (Dwayne Johnson) in The Scorpion King

Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) in Captain America: The First Avenger


Kirk and Spock (William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy) in Star Trek

Sam Winchester (Jared Padalecki) in Supernatural

Dave Golder
Freelance Writer

Dave is a TV and film journalist who specializes in the science fiction and fantasy genres. He's written books about film posters and post-apocalypses, alongside writing for SFX Magazine for many years.