Flamerock Refuge
Fake Geek Guy
XP: 570
Money: $2,375
Gear: None
Speak to Torgue in the stocks near the fast travel and you will need to find three pieces of geek trivia to test him with. The three pieces are all spread out around Flamerock that are all pretty simple to reach just by following the map way point markers. The second will require you to chase a citizen down and melee him 3 times and the final question, which you need to drop down on to a hanging cage can be a little tricky to get. Once you have them all, return to Torgue and learn a life lesson.
MMORPGFPS
XP: 1170
Money: $1,187
Gear: Assault Rifle/Shotgun
Speak to Torgue and make sure you have a sniper rifle for this mission. Go to the Immortal woods and at the map marker you will need to kill three players and get credit for the enemy there. You will need to force the other players there to rage quit, so you will need to melee one of them twice, teabag another twice, and finally snipe the third twice. After you have done your deeds to all three, you will then simply need to kill the enemy that comes out of the crypt.
Ell in Shining Armor
XP: 570
Money: $1,187
Gear: Grenade/Shield
Speak to Ellie in the town and she will tell you that she needs some armor to do her job. Make your way to the Forest and to the Blacksmith house near the entrance. Shake the tree and apiece of armor will fall out. Ellie will complain that it’s not enough for her. Pick it up and then search the crate behind the house to find full body armor. Once you have both, return to Ellie in the town and then choose either the flimsy or full armor to give to her.
Roll Insight
XP: 570
Money: $1,187
Gear: None
Speak to Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby and….that’s all you have to do.
Find Murderlin’s Temple
XP: 570
Money: $1,187
Gear: None
The temple to Murderlin can be found in the center of Flamerock Refuge in the canyon just on the other side of Torgue. Just drop down to the bridge below and then enter the cave.
Post-Crumpocalyptic
XP: 570
Money: $1,187
Gear: None
For this mission you will need to visit Flamerock Refuge, The Unassuming Docks, The Forest, The Mines of Avarice, and finally the Liar of Infinite Agony. Each location will have three different plates of crumpets to find. It is a long and boring mission and while the crumpet locations are easily marked on the map, they are almost always above you on a ledge or on a roof. When you reach each location, and if you don’t see the plate there, look up and you will see it there. Once you have FINALLY collected all 15 plates of crumpets, return to Ellie in Flamerock Refuge to turn in the quest.
Critical Fail
XP: 1140
Money: $2,375
Gear: Assault Rifle/Shotgun
Speak to Moxxi and she will want to give you a gun which can be found in the Immortal Woods. Make your way there and when you reach the area marked, a conversation will play and the gun will fly away to another location. Once again, go to where it’s marked and pick it up. Again it will fly away finally it will land in the sacred ruin within The Forest. For the last time go to pick it up and the gun will then turn into a monster. Defeat the monster and you will get Moxxi’s gun which has a habit of falling out of your hands when you reload it.
The Sword in the Stoner
XP: 1140
Money: None
Gear: Shotgun
Speak to Roland beside the stables after you have finished the main quest line and he will ask you to retrieve sword from a golem. Make your way to the Unassuming Docks and make your way to the waypoint marker on the beach. When you reach the lazy golem, pull out the sword and he will rise to attack. Take him down, try to pull out the sword, and he will rise again. Do this two more times and then you will finally kill the Motivated Golem for good. Return the sword to Roland and you will get yourself a gun that shoots swords. Swords that explode and then break into smaller swords that also explode.
Winter is a Bloody Business
XP: 1140
Money: None
Gear: Pistol
Speak to Roland after you have completed the main quest and he will send you on this Game of Thrones inspired mission. Go to Hatred’s Shadow and fight your way all the way back up to the top of the castle the same way you did during the story quest. You will have to wait a few times for gates to open to proceed, but once you final reach the throne room where Jeffrey is, you can kill his guards. Once his two guards are dead, approach him and then slap him. Slap him again, and again for good measure, and the quest will end. Return to Roland to turn it in and to complete it with something silly.
Feed Butt Stallion
XP: 114
Money: $1,187
Gear: None
Once you have finished the main story quest, you will be able to find Butt Stallion in a stable in Flamerock Refuge. All you need to do is feed her eridium and she will poop out weapons and goods for you. It’s not difficult, and if you do it three times, you will get an achievement/trophy for it.
Raiders of the Last Boss
XP: 1140
Money: $2,375
Gear: None
Speak to Torgue once you have completed the main story quest and then you’ll need to go to The Lair of Infinite Agony. Once there, travel to the waypoint marker and place 20 eridium at the statue and then a secret passage will open. Follow it around to a circular platform and then you will face off against 4 different dragons at once. You will want some friends for this battle, but there is some help around the arena otherwise. There are relics at the end of each platform that can give you ammo or health for 1 eridium to help you out. There is also a wall at the end of each platform, on either side, that you can hide behind and take shots at the dragons from when they come to chase you. When hiding behind this wall, the dragons won’t be able to hit you unless they use a ground attack, such as one that sets the floor on fire, but even then, you can hop up on the ledge behind you to avoid the damage. Continue to take shots at it, and then use the health shrine if it’s there or make a run for it if you need to. Try to focus on one dragon at a time, but if using the wall for cover, take them down as they come.
