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Sharknado

Sharknado

Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.

Often, they're inadvertently amazing.

Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer.

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Holiday Miracle

Holiday Miracle

Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen.

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Android Cop

Android Cop

Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP!

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Santa Claws

Santa Claws

Does what it says on the titular tin.

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Zombie Night

Zombie Night

We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks.

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Dragons 2

Dragons 2

Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.

Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .

Not to be confused with...

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Dragons Of Camelot

Dragons Of Camelot

Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.

Which is a whole other entity to...

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P-51 Dragon Fighter

Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.

Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven.

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Robot

Robot

If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat .

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Ultimate Adventure

Is that a sheep?

Is it being chased by a cat-man?

We're so confused.

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