Of course Metal Gear Online is offering horse armour and cleavage DLC

With Metal Gear Online finally open to the gun-toting, stealth-loving public - and the asymmetrical FOB modes getting actual in-game insurance - there's never been a better time to smother yourself in Metal Gear goodness. We've already given MGO a good playthrough and found it to be a troll's paradise (in a good way), but you know what would make it even better? Equine clobber and added boobs, of course.

Not one to court controversy of any kind, Konami has revealed some new DLC additions that are bound to go unnoticed on social media, including two aesthetic add-ons for your horse (yes, actual horse armour, what a lark!). If the idea of looking like a cool dude who's heard of a thing called Oblivion isn't enough for you, Konami has gone one better.

You can now purchase a premium jumpsuit for women field operatives. "The] jumpsuit that the female spy EVA wore during Operation Snake Eater," an official description reads. "The chest area can be unzipped for a tactical advantage." A 'tactical advantage' eh? Suddenly everything's gone a little Quiet.

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