Crackdown - Exclusive Intro to the Shai-Gen Corporation

The leaders of Shai-Gen sound similarly worldly, with last names as diverse as Fang-Yin, Rzeznik and Cowell. This, however, is no model UN. Look more closely and you'll notice bizarre, disturbing details. The PR Director carries an automatic rifle; the HR Director a pistol with silencer and scope. Meanwhile, the Defense Director is badly scarred and missing an eye. And the Intelligence Director, who runs a Knowledge Bank packed with floor upon floor of files, wears a femme fatale outfit complete with leather boots. What are they keeping track of with so much data? Just how does she go about convincing people to give her that information?

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