By its very definition a bull has to have bollocks. It's the law. A bull without bollocks isn't a bull - it's a steer or a bullock. So the fact that the 'bulls' in this game have a big lot of nothing hanging between their legs would suggest that the name Pro Bull Riders: Out of the Chute is actually completely wrong. If their bulls looked like Cassidy, then they'd be bang on:
We're not sure what the going price for bull semen is (it's good for making other bulls and shiny hair), but we're pretty sure that ol' Cassidy here has balls that are well worth their weight in gold.
Appeared in a bunch of games a few years ago that we never played. And probably nobody did. However, had the designers decided to give Kao a proper set of pendulous kangaroo nollies it could have been a different story. Perhaps. Although probably not.
So if he's missing the requisite sexual bits-and-pieces, how the hell was Donkey Kong Junior made? Care to explain how that one happened Nintendo. Eh?
Feb 09, 2009
A selection of Soul Calibur Photoshop jugshots
Why Princess Peach is a slut
