We're constantly bombarded by an inescapable barrage of advertising. It's like living in the Blitz, but without the rubble and ill-equipped men in tin hats. The pervasive sensory bombs of ad-Nazis explode all around us. Buy this! BOOM! Own more! BANG! Suck these! BLAMMO! It's corporate warfare and we're caught in the crossfire. Nobody is safe. And the battlefield just keeps getting bigger.
Of course, no one is more susceptible to brand molestation than children, so E-rated advergames are worse than evil. They're the stinking dog shit that evil steps in. If the censors kept games like Burger King's Big Bumpin' and M&M's Kart Racing out of the stupid hands of children today, maybe it would stop some easily-influenced idiots dieing of over-fatness tomorrow.
If you want to learn more about the secret evilness of advertising, we urge every sentient being towatch this. Wake up and smell the Nescafe (it's coffee at it's best) before it's too late.
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