Exposed! The bizarre, mutant pig-people who live in Forza Horizon 2

Hey you guuuuuuuys!

*lingers*

Hey were those guys never mind

He said whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Im the king of the steps!

Troys superglue prank was getting old

Always be cautious when approaching large groups

Maybe theyll accept me if I dance around this pole

Organisers were thrilled Mrs Thumb-Guy could attend

Theyre judging you so hard right now

In 2012 Ben began his perilous journey in the games industry as a mostly competent writer, later backflipping into the hallowed halls of GamesRadar+ where his purple prose and beige prose combine to form a new type of prose he likes to call ‘brown prose’.