Dude, look how tall this grass is. How long have we been standing here?
Oh fuck! I think I might be dead
I can see FOREVER
Well, I feel we've all learned a few things today. Children will now know that, yes, monsters really are lurking in their so-called 'safe places'. The GamesRadar team now knows the value of treating pig-people like equals, and giving them just as much coverage as 'the normals'. And surely all developers now know to never EVER give us an in-game photo mode. And you? What did you learn today? Tell me below.
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