Fake ass Shark games
Don’t get bit by these imposters!
Card Sharks
1987
WHAT IS IT?
High Low meets Family Feud, in this understandably forgotten game where the cards are just as incidental as sharks.
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First result: A promo for the 1980s Games Show on which the game is based.
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Fire Shark
1990
WHAT IS IT?
Yet another top-down shooter set in WWII, only this time the South Pacific is your playground and your biplane comes equipped with of-the-era lasers!
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In the market for an ugly, high-end laptop? Well, march your ass down to your closest Montgomery Ward, slap a couple grand down on the counter, and scream to the nearest clerk, “Gimme the Toshiba Qosimo X300 Fire Shark, bitch!”
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DCS: Black Shark
2009
WHAT IS IT?
Alas, nowhere in Black Shark’s 488 page manual will you find a single mention of the creatures of the deep from which they stole the name. The first iteration of the Digital Combat Simulation series doesn’t feature sharks, but compensates by painting teeth on a helicopter.
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Above: The saddest shark cosplay the world will ever see
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Above: Is there any problem Yu-Gi-Oh! can’t solve?