The Worst Jedi Ever
Dear Star Wars fans who make their own lightsaber duels,
We like Star Wars too. But if we see another one of your home-brewed lightsaber duels with your friends running around your high school or parents’ backyard dressed in t-shirts and jeans, we just might have to rotoscope ourselves committing seppuku and bleeding to death with some clever use of After Effects. Please save yourself the trouble and post a montage of you and your buddies falling down, dropping your homemade hilts, and getting a talking to by the police instead.
Sincerely,
GamesRadar
Above: According to our Department of Made Up Statistics and Lies, homemade lightsaber duels will make up a whopping 80% of YouTube’s content by the year 2010
Below: Weak Jedi slip, fall, drop their lightsabers, and visit the police station
