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Part One - Footwear, Flickr & Friday 13th.. .

For Your Consideration... The Spirit A reader puts the case for Razzies 'Worst Picture'.

The 14 Worst Movie Trainers Film-themed shoes you wouldn't want on your feet.

The Top 40 Movie Music Moments Glorious meshes of sound and cine-vision.

7 Working Titles We're Glad They Didn't Go With Because 'Annie Hall' is better than 'It Had To Be Jew'.

18 Insane Tom Cruise Moments Couch-jumping, crotch-grabbing, water-dodging...

21 Amazing Flickr Movie Pics Film photos, street art, mash-ups and homages.

7 Movie Teachers Who Could Fix Britain Blighty needs help - from Mr Miyagi...

9 Extremely Cool Movie Snow Moments From when the UK was thigh-deep in the white stuff...

The 20 Worst Screen Couples They kissed, they missed...

The 9 Greatest Friday The 13th Slaughter Scenes We collect Jason's coolest kills.

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