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Tekken's Lei Wulong is... Jackie Chan
Although several games have featured Bruce Lee lookalikes, Tekken might be the only series ever to create an homage to action virtuoso Jackie Chan. Hong Kong "supercop" Lei Wulong seems to be based directly on the Inspector Chan character from the Police Story/Supercop movies, although there's a little bit of Wong Fei Hung, Chan's character from the Drunken Master films, thrown in for good measure (hence the very un-cop-like silk outfits Wulong tends to favor).

Like Chan, Wulong has a sunny disposition, is nigh-indestructible and does all his own stunts (insofar as a polygon model can be said to be doing stunts, anyway). He's also a master of several different styles of kung fu, and can instantly drop into the wobbly, drunken style that Chan popularized in Drunken Master. These days, his face doesn't look as much like Chan's as it used to - in the second and third Tekken games, he was practically a dead ringer for the action star - but in all other respects, the likeness is unshakeable.