Forget Halo - Horsez is the best game ever

And now for the dregs.

Not content to adopt animals, we moved on to babies. And then, for some reason, globetrotting pets.

-Imagine: Babyz-

EB Games says:

"The first simulation game focused on caring for babies."

They say:

"I've had my DS for almost two years and that's how long I have wanted a game that involves babies and caring for babies." - A Customer

Surely people have not been sitting around waiting for baby game...

"I had my nintendo ds for a while now and i have been ready for this moment." - Unknown

Ready for this moment? Wow. Well, they've both cared for a DS for a while, that's kind of like parenting, isn't it? The fact that their system is still running and they know how to type makes them more qualified to raise a baby than some parents.

-Go Pets: Vacation Island-

EB Games says:

"Dress your pet with fancy swag, compete in minigames for fun and bling, and design food and items to send to your friends!"

They say:

"This looks stupid its a little kids game has cheap graphics and sounds stupid there is a whole bunch of games that have pets Like DOGZ so i give this game 2 thumbs DOWN ;(" - redgamer

Fine, but what's with the winking sad face?

"The game is the coolest game ever! I would pay millions for this game! I love it. You get to do anything you want with pets!" - Steven Holloway

We will happily give you our copies for a measly one million dollars. Then you can do "anything" with them all night long.

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