The 25 Funniest Achievements and Trophies
We gamers will stop at nothing to hear that satisfying twinkling noise when we've unlocked an Achievement or Trophy. Even though they basically mean nothing other than virtual manhood size, that doesn't make them any more enticing.
Sometimes, though, an achievement or trophy will also reward us with a hearty laugh, a chuckle, or even a snicker. These 25 Achievements and Trophies top the list of the funniest of their kind.
Portal 2 - You Made Your Point (10G / Bronze Trophy)
Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8
The first puzzle of Chapter 8 is a perfect place for Portal 2 players to grab a sandwich or use the can. Theres a free Achievement in standing still before solving it.
Blitz: The League II - Testikill (20G / Silver Trophy)
Rupture 10 scrotums in any mode of play.
The humor here is strictly in the world Testikill, because the idea of a ruptured scrotum is AWFUL.
Saints Row: The Third - Ow My Balls! (10G / Bronze Trophy)
Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.
Yet another reward for penile pulverization, though this one takes the what should be said while being struck in the nether region approach.
Sleeping Dogs - A Slap In The Face (10G / Bronze Trophy)
Kill someone with a fish.
Because there is no more embarrassing death imaginable than being beaten to death by a fish, A FISH. Not even like, a shark. A FISH.
BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger - Be GentleIts My First Time (10G / Bronze Trophy)
Experience a Ranked Match.
Unfortunately to anyone that plays fighting games online, the first ranked match is rarely gentle. Its more like being humbled old country way.
The Simpsons Game - Press Start to Play (5G)
Easiest achievement...ever
Just as the description says: Easiest. Achievement. Ever. Good thing its only worth 5G, right?
Legendary - DouBull TrouBull and I Owe You An Apology (1G and 14G)
Survive the double Minotaur attack in Episode 8 and The Lead Designer apologizes for writing the terrible pun "DouBull TrouBull" - have some points
Bad puns dont normally make us laugh, but acknowledging a pun was bad right after saying it? Were on board. Not that anyone got this Achievement...since no one played the game...
Grand Theft Auto IV - Warm Coffee (5G / Bronze Trophy)
You were invited into your girlfriend's house.
Apparently hot coffee is only hot when we get to see what kind of coffee is brewing. Otherwise, when we voyeurs are left only with our imaginations, its merely warm.
BioShock - Irony (10G / Bronze Trophy)
The player has taken a picture of Sander Cohen's corpse
After everything this maniacal bastard makes Jack do, taking a picture of his corpse is sweet justice...and the purest form of irony.
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle won’t see Indy kill any dogs: "This is obviously a little bit different" from Wolfenstein "where the dog will explode"
32 years after a failed pilot for a cartoon adaptation of NES classic Battletoads meant to rival TMNT, somebody's trying to sell the animation cels for $35,000
