Game characters who would make disastrous dates from Hell

Chances are, at some point in your romantic life, you'll have had a stinker of a date.Your potential love interest might havesnuck off to the toilet when it was time to pay the bill and never came back. Maybe theyhad breathso bad, itwould sink a luxury cruise liner. Or worse, perhaps they just had an annoying laugh. Still, we doubt any of these disastrous encounters can match the potential pitfalls of dating certain game characters, which include finding out yourdate is just a cover for an elobarte hit, getting set on fire during a romantic walk, or having yourpartner morph into a boulder monster mid sexy time.

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