Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad: I can’t masturbate to this!
Doom: Why are the demons pink?
Doom 3: Put down flashlight to shoot.
Dig Dug: Pooka, Fygar meet pump, explode.
Jak and Daxter: Mouthy Ottsel never shuts up.
Goonies II: Ouch!! What do you do?
Metal Gear: I feel asleep!! Punch, punch.
Metal Gear Solid: Snake! What happened? Snake! SNAAAAAKE!
Dante’s Inferno: What the hell’s a “book?”
Final Fantasy XIII: Just a series of tubes.
Star Fox 64: Fox, do a barrel roll!
Rescue Rangers: That chipmunk’s got an apple!
Rumble Roses XX: Muddy wrestler girls look naked.
Alone in the Dark: Needs more pockets than this.
Farmville: Updates clog Facebook’s news feed.
BioShock: A man chooses; I obey.
Assassin’s Creed: Eavesdropping on conversations gets boring.
Grand Theft Auto IV: Quit calling me about TEETEES!
Conan: Hey, that’s not Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Brothers in Arms: The Road to Hill 30: Suddenly, covering fire is important.
Resident Evil 4: Dr. Salvador wants your head.
Professor Layton and the Curious Village: Robots know the best puzzles.
Dead Rising: Shut your stupid mouth, Otis.
Mass Effect: This Mako has amazing suspension.
Heavy Rain: Jason! Jaaason! JASON! Jason! Jaaason!
Jaws Unleashed: Torpedo in mouth; now what?
Dragon Warrior: How’d a Slime kill me?
Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja: Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja.
Xenogears: Giant robots must kill God.
Bayonetta: Evil angels are WHOA BOOBS!
Duke Nukem 3D: I tip; “Shake it, baby!”
Army of Two: Mass murder merits fist bumps.
Far Cry 2: Why's EVERYONE shooting at me?
Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers: Some game Charlie Barratt likes.
