VITAL STATS
DOB: 5 September 1939
Height: 6ft 2.5”
Eyes: Brown
Age When Cleared For Duty: 30
CASES
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
DISTINGUISHING FEATURE
Connery clone from Oz. Tough, but lacks charm.
FAVOURITE REQUISITIONS FROM Q
● Photocopier/safecracking gizmo
● Miniature camera
VEHICLES
Aston Martin DB5, equipped with a sniper rifle in the glove compartment.
BOND GIRLS: 3
Favourite The one and only Tracy Drago (Diana Rigg). Probably the best Bond girl ever.
CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS
Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Telly Savalas), this time trying to blackmail the world into believing he’s a Count by threatening to release a virus that’ll render mankind infertile.
HENCHMEN
Irma Bunt (Ilse Steppat), Blofeld’s unflashy second-in-command – dull and doesn’t really do much.
IN ACTION
Some brutal fights and a pulsating ski chase that includes sliding along a bobsleigh track.
00 ASSESSMENT: 8 CONFIRMED KILLS
Favourite Making a chasing bad guy ski into a snowblower (“He had a lot of guts”).
BEFORE BOND
Served in the Australian Special Forces.
AFTER BOND
Was set to appear in a martial arts epic with Bruce Lee, but Lee died before it went into production.
SURVEILLANCE TRANSCRIPT
Blofeld “It will take more than a few props to turn 007 into Sir Hilary Bray, Baronet.”
Bond “And it’ll take more than cutting off your earlobes to turn you into a count, Blofeld.”
