Hardwood Hearts - Xbox Live Arcade review

Classic cards online? No complaints and no surprises

GamesRadar+ Verdict

Pros

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    Easy multiplayer match-ups

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    Renewable gameplay

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    Interactive tutorial

Cons

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    Annoying music

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    Goofy backgrounds

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    Pointless Fooms

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Poker may be getting all the good press lately, but there's another game with its own semi-secret support society, a game of deceit, power, cunning and blatant tricks. You wouldn't know it to look at it, but the candy-colored Hardwood Hearts is a strategy monster.

A favorite for years, Hearts is a trump card game, meaning that all four players are racing to collect certain cards while avoiding others - namely, hearts. If you feel like a daredevil, you can intentionally try to take all the point cards in the game, which is called shooting the moon. Like a lot of classic card games, there's some funky terminology, and it's a little confusing at first. Luckily, there's an interactive tutorial to lead you through one step at a time.

You can basically ignore the ethereal music and goofy backgrounds (why are we playing cards on a Spanish galleon, let alone in outer space?), because the core of Hardwood Hearts is the satisfying strategy challenge that the game itself provides. The other key draw on Xbox Live is that you can play Hearts 24/7 with three other humans at any time, complete with voice chat. Yes, a deck of cards might be more portable, but the Xbox 360 is arguably more convenient.

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GenreFamily
DescriptionCan you feel the love? If you've been desperate to find Hearts companions, this Xbox Live Arcade game will give you card-shaped warm fuzzies.
PlatformXbox 360
US censor ratingEveryone
Release date8 December 2006 (US), 8 December 2006 (UK)
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