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Solid Snake became a ripe old git – what if other characters went the same way?

Cloud - Final Fantasy VII

Elderly Cloud and his rickety frame are better suited to miming the act of bowling with a Wiimote than engaging in oversized-sword battles, but it doesn’t stop him from trying - at least in between doing crosswords and being engrossed by Reader's Digest.

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