If GTA was taught in schools

It seems Hell has just frozen over as the humble porker has mastered the power of flight. Well, that's what you'd think with the news that GrandTheft Auto IV is now being used to steer school kids away from violencein astudy in England. Which got us thinking: howwrong would it be if they taught GTA life lessonsin schools? Imagine Niko teaching you how to jack an old woman's car in night class or gymlessons with Bruice at community college. Well, imagine no more, because we've just come up with a set of morally reprehensible classes that would only see the light of day in the most sociopathic schoolteacher’s mind.

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