Kevin Butler's PlayStation Move website makes our eyes go lol by comparing Kinect to a pineapple

Kevin Butler, Sony's 'definitely not fake' VP of whatever he hell he wants has cocked his lolZ cannon once more, and set its sights on Kinect and Wii with ahumdinger of a website.Not only does it not so gently poke fun at PlayStation Move's rivals, it also rates hoop with a stick as its most serious rival. Well, they have been keeping impoverished younglings with active imaginations entertained for hundreds of years, after all.

We suggest visiting this rather amusingflow chart, which outlines a pineapple as a serious sales competitor for Move.


Above: Hmmm,why do we get the impression this isn't completely impartial?


Above: Can't really complain with this logic

While you're on the site, we suggest paying theSensitive Firemana visit. Aside from some great cheekbones and sympathetic peepers we could get lost in for hours, he also provides Move purchasing advice via a survey and customisable video. Which we definitely didn't abuse by creating a horrendously Scottish, fictitious creation.


Above: They can take our lives, but they'll never take OUR COPY OF TIME CRISIS: RASING STORM!


Above: The video changes depending on what options you
choose, thus why we're having a giraffe whittled

And, saving the best for last, you should give the Yay for Buttons part of the site a look. And we concur with the below. Having buttons on your motion control device is definitely more important than saving a certain species of underwater mammal.

Aug 8, 2010

TOPICS
David Meikleham
Google AMP Stories Editor

David has worked for Future under many guises, including for GamesRadar+ and the Official Xbox Magazine. He is currently the Google Stories Editor for GamesRadar and PC Gamer, which sees him making daily video Stories content for both websites. David also regularly writes features, guides, and reviews for both brands too. 

Latest in Games
Dune Awakening
Dune Awakening launches for $50 without a stay in early access, and while the survival MMO "will not have a monthly subscription" it will have "optional" paid DLC
Cyberpunk: Edgerunners
Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk 2077 studio CD Projekt Red won't make survival games just because they're popular, but Netflix's Edgerunners anime is fueling dreams bigger than RPGs
Assassin's Creed Shadows screenshot showing female protagonist Naoe
Assassin's Creed Shadows Naoe actor was terrified to perform until her first mocap scene earned "a standing ovation" on set: "Maybe I can do this mocap thing"
Assassin's Creed Shadows cinematic screenshot
Assassin’s Creed Shadows Yasuke actor says that Naoe could beat his samurai in a fight: “Especially with that big a** helmet of mine”
The Legend of Dragoon
Beloved PS1 JRPG Legend of Dragoon wasn't meant to be a Final Fantasy 7 killer, Super Mario RPG's battle designer just said "I want to make a new RPG"
Fallout 76 screenshot showing an irradiated mutant man-like creature screeching, its sharp canine teeth showing
After 14 years at Bethesda, Skyrim and Fallout veteran made his final settlement in just 2 days – but only because he'd made some rough ones before that
Latest in Features
Asssassin's Creed Shadows kusarigama
My favorite weapon in Assassin's Creed Shadows is also the most misunderstood
Imai Sokyu leads the tea ceremony in Assassin's Creed Shadows
Assassin's Creed Shadows' tea ceremony quest is one of the game's best moments, but I wish Ubisoft would give us even higher stakes
Bloodborne
10 years on, Bloodborne remains an unmatchable feat of atmosphere thanks to the mind-boggling oppressive scale of Yharnam
Cropped key art for Revenge of the Savage Planet showing two player characters running away from lots of green goo, flanked by various googly-eyed wildlife
Revenge of the Savage Planet is a refreshingly colorful and light-hearted co-op throwback to the carefree action platformers of the noughties
Yasuke looks at a shrine in the water in Assassin's Creed Shadows On The Radar
"We don't want to force one terabyte of data on the players": Assassin's Creed Shadows' tech director on the clever tricks Ubisoft uses to "go beyond" current-gen
Kill Team: Blood and Zeal box on a wooden surface
Kill Team: Blood and Zeal pre-orders just went live, and I wish other Warhammer games were this weird