Not to be confused with Mole Men, Circle of Doom's Magma Men are filled with love in addition lava. Their turn-ons include dark caves, skinny dipping in lava, and synchronized dancing. They're really quite a fun bunch. Unfortunately, since all the Magma Women died in the Great Magma Massacre of 1886, the Magma Men have a lot of pent up aggression stored up and tend to vent their frustrations on anyone who wanders into their caves.
Above: If you look really carefully, you can see that Magma Men like to run in packs and attack by rolling their rocky bodies at you while spewing hot lava
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