Above: Wow! Ray actually looks more terrifying
Above: Jimmy Carter would be simultaneously pleased and appaled
Above: Prof. Ray, hopefully imparting his knowledge of color
Above: Sometimes they're the only thing standing between Grandma and a broken hip
Above: "That's what you want for Christmas Lil' Snake? To kill me!"
Above: Any Metal Gear can be a crossing guard, but only Gekko can "Mooo!"
Above:Don't confuse this babysitter with Mortal Kombat II. On second thought, it's probably all the same
Metal Gear Solid's former art director once said he spends "a lot of time fussing over the details of the characters' backside since that's the side the player sees most in-game"
In 1997, Hideo Kojima said the "one thing" he wanted to avoid in Metal Gear Solid was "tedious" cutscenes with characters "blabbering at each other for 4 or 5 minutes"
